The Longest Wedding Aisle, Ever

Walking my oldest daughter down her wedding aisle was excruciating!

Never mind the other 23,982 steps my Fitbit recorded that day. Most of the energy was used in the 25 to 30 steps walking down the aisle!

It’s a travesty, really.

I mean, who came up with the rule that the dad has to walk his bride-to-be daughter down the aisle anyway?

It’s not fair. It’s void of all decency of a civilized society!

I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me. Maybe not.

When my sons got married, I didn’t lose a son, I gained a daughter!

But it’s different with daughters! You lose your daughter and you get, you get ….  you get the guy she’s marrying!

It’s like going to a car dealership and trading in a brand new, shiny, 14 carat gold plated Mercedes Benz. In return you get a dented, raggedy old, rusty 1970 Chevy Nova with a leaking transmission.

That dog just don’t hunt! You know what I’m saying!?

Don’t get me wrong. I’m delighted with my son-in-law! I love him as much as I can possibly love a hairy, gaseous guy.

In all honesty, he’s a solid young man who I’m delighted to call son!  He’s fun. He’s a spark plug of energy. He has an excellent work ethic, and without hesitation, he’s stepped up to the plate. He has solid roots that come from a fantastic family who I am proud to call friends!  Most of all, he truly loves my daughter! It’s a good deal!!

But even with all that, is it conceptually right to ask the fathers of the world to take their precious, beautiful daughters – daughters who over the years have cost him an arm in shopping malls, a leg in shoe stores, and three extra work years before he can retire — and then, then make him walk her down the aisle and “give” her away?


To walk a daughter down the aisle is a lot, a whole lot, to ask!

It’s one small step for mankind, one giant leap for daddy man.


The days leading up to the wedding caused me to think ahead, reminisce back.

I remember singing to a little girl at bedtime. I remember a colossal battle when she was 9 after she refused to eat green peas. I remember when she finally took her own fish off the hook.

There were cross country meets, summer basketball, trying not to show terror while teaching her to drive, school clothes shopping in a hundred stores, only to go back to the very first store and buy most everything where we started.

I remember a night sitting beside her on the floor by the toilet because she had food poisoning.

There was her anxiety before she went in to see if she had been hired for her first job.  There was my anxiety when she went to her first prom. So many thoughts. So many memories…

That’s when a brilliant idea hit me like a cast iron frying pan!

Just before walking her down the aisle, I could act like I was having an appendix attack and pretend to pass out from pain after rolling around convulsing uncontrollably.

For good measure, I’d pop one of the little bottles of bubbles in my mouth that she had for guests to blow when they were leaving for the honeymoon! That’d make me foam at the mouth like a rabid dog! Surely that would halt a wedding cold in its tracks?

The idea didn’t pan out. Someone would just call an ambulance and they’d drag my rear to the hospital, poke, prod, then give me a series of rabies shots followed by huge hospital bills afterwards.

And speaking of money, even if the wedding didn’t happen then, I’d still have to rent the same church and venue again later, so at best, it would only delay the pain. Besides, my appendix was removed in ‘96.

My daughter, Shawnna, and I at her wedding

At the appointed hour, the music started.

One by one the wedding party marched inside the church in a steady, calculated cadence.  Shawnna and I stepped into place outside the church.

I looked at my daughter.  She was radiant.  Little tears glistened in the corners of her eyes behind her contented smile.

Before the two front doors of the church swung open, I asked, “Final answer?”

Her beautiful dark brown eyes shined when she looked up at me, nodded, and sweetly said, “Final answer.”

It was our final words while she had my last name.

She was so calm and relaxed. On the other hand, I went through a mental checklist. Deep breath, check. Fake smile, check. Suck in my gut, check.

The music every girl loves, every daddy hates, began to play.

The front doors opened. Everyone stood, and turned.

All of the sudden it seemed like a whimsical dream, floating in the clouds.  Everything was warm and peaceful.  At the end of a long dark tunnel was a glowing white light with a voice saying, “Walk toward the light, walk toward the light”…

Wait! Wait just a minute!  Sorry!  Wrong story. Wrong event! But I’m pretty sure an end of life experience feels the same!

The front doors opened. Everyone stood and turned.

The aisle seemed to stretch forever, and at the end, there stood Chevy Nova, wide eyed and grinning.

We made it down the aisle.

Shawnna was enjoying the moment, but I used a psychological coping mechanism called disassociation.  I simply put my psyche in a different, more comfortable place, one where I was being tortured on a giant mound of fire ants. It was just more pleasant that way!

At the end of the aisle, the preacher’s question slapped me back to reality, “Who gives this bride away?”img_1088

That seems like a straightforward question.

Nope! Uh-uh!  Not at all!

I always told my daughters I was going to do something different in my answer. Like answer in a high pitched Gomer Pyle voice. Or maybe go into a Shakespearean diatribe of, “To give away, or not to give away? That is the question!”

Even though it was just a joke, kinda, all four of my daughters gave me stern warnings not to mess this part up.

The answer is supposed to be two words – two little bitty words, with only three letters. It’s as short an answer as the English language allows! The answer blunders painfully across my vocal chords.

“I do.”

I place the hand of the beautiful Princess into Chevy’s hand.

Sitting down, my wife gently pats my arm. Stinging tears well up in my eyes, but burn deeply inside.  I shove them back.  There will be plenty of time to cry, tomorrow.

Is there a way to remember every detail, sound, sight, and word being said?  Is it possible to stop time and never let it go?

I don’t know.

Vows are exchanged.

Two of my single daughters stand on the left side of the wedding party in bridesmaid’s dresses.  On the right side stand two of my single sons serving as groomsmen.

This isn’t the first wedding for one of my eight children. It won’t be the last.

On one side of my mind thoughts explode like brain popcorn.  I want to grab and hold each thought, each memory, but there are too many, and they’re moving too fast.

On the other side of the mind, an oddly calm, gentle breeze is making a new memory today, in this moment.

The preacher announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, it is a great privilege and honor to announce to you, Mr. and Mrs.”

It is finished.

She walks away.  Back up the same aisle.  With a new last name.  A new adventure.  A new life.

I’m elated, so happy. I’m devastated, so heart broken.

She will always be Daddy’s little girl, but even so, it will never be quite the same.



27 thoughts on “The Longest Wedding Aisle, Ever”

  1. Such an honest and heartwarming post! Our daughter married almost three years ago and my husband also felt those deep feelings…and so did I! We dearly love our son-in-law and are friends with his parents. However, she is still our baby girl who insisted on wearing cowboy boots, cowboy hat, her brother’s western shirt and a holster as soon as she could walk! How could this pretty and mature young lady in a beautiful wedding dress be that same little girl?!!


    1. I know! It is hard to wrap your mind around a daughter getting married!! And it sounds like your daughter is a true blue Texas girl through and through. Best wishes to both our daughters and their hubbies!!

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  2. This makes it the second post for me to share with my husband. We only have one daughter, still in college and no wedding in sight yet, but he already dreads that day!
    Love your style. Very inspired. I’m jealous!

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  3. Congratulations!! Walking through the wedding process as a parent shed a whole new light on my own wedding. As a bride, I couldn’t imagine what my parents went thru to make that event happen and to get thru it. I really couldn’t! But, sitting in that seat of honor in the front row myself, with my husband, I had a whole new and new whole picture of a wedding. And you have put that into words perfectly! Thank you for sharing the story 🙂

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    1. Thank you! We have a large family also, and sometimes, I wonder if it is harder to be a parent of adult children than younger children. Knowing when to provide a thought, and when to keep silent, or seeing in advance what’s going to happen but addressing it will only make it worse.. Someone once said no one can hurt your feelings like your children, and now, I believe it. It just takes half a lifetime to learn that though.

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      1. I have come to the conclusion that it is less physically taxing to have adult children, but it is way more emotionally exhausting. I hear what you are saying! Kudos to my parents, And God! Think how many adult kids He has! Haha!

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  4. So relatable. Two of our five kids are married…one daughter and one son. The daughter was first and it was an emotional, memory filled tear fest for sure. That sweet couple will celebrate 12 years this fall and I’m so grateful! Here’s to many years for your daughter and her love!

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  5. Hi Jeff, first…thanks for following my blog! And second, I’m glad I popped on over to your site to find this delightful story. Our eldest daughter gets married this year and my husband needs to read this! You sound like his humour twin! Regards, Jo

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