Writer’s note! This is satirical and not intended to insult two particular groups, men or women. OK, I guess this runs the risk to offend everybody, but still, it is written with a wink., smile and laugh. Any similarity to any person, past, present or future is strictly coincidental…
Two letters! That’s all. Man. Wo-man. Same species, I think. But galaxies apart!
I’m in a chain email group with 6 or 7 high school buddies. When the first email starts, a series of rude comments and insults ensue, much to the delight of all!
When we actually see each other, the greetings among our guy friends includes a hand shake or a bear hug, seldom both.
Bear hugs, however, must be in accordance with the Guy Book of Rules. Any violation of these imaginary rules results in loss of “guy points”. Multiple violations may result in permanent loss of the “man card”.
Rule 17 in the book, section 2, bullet 3, subset 4(a), clearly states that IF you hug a guy instead of shaking his hand, it’s very brief. I mean, break a china glass on the floor brief. And never, ever, ever more than a second. In fact, prolonged hugs, according to subset 5(d), can result into a justified fist fight. Continue reading Just Two Little Letters — 1