Once upon a time there was an explosion in a junkyard.
It all started with increasing nitrogen gases expelled from overheating debris in the hot summer sun.
It was epic! One of a kind! Never to be duplicated!
I can’t prove it, so just trust me, it was the PERFECT storm to create such a powerful explosion!
Continue reading Junkyard ExplosionI didn’t recognize the number and almost didn’t answer. “Hello.”
It was my third son, Todd, who has an adventurous spirit. “Hey, Dad. Whatchu up to?”
“Just watching a soccer game on TV. I thought you were in San Antonio playing in the college club soccer tournament this weekend?”
“Yeah, I am.”
“Y’all doing alright?”
“Yes sir. Won the first one, lost the second, and tied right now.”
Todd pressed on. “Hey, does insurance cover ambulance rides?”
“Yeah. Why do you ask?”
“I was talking to some guys and I didn’t know.”
“Yeah, any time there’s an accident, it’s covered.” I was getting confused. “Where are you?”
“I’m at our game.”
“Are you finished, or about to start?,”
“No, the game’s going on now.”
“Well Todd, why aren’t you playing?”
“I was, but I was making a steal and slid to clear the ball out of bounds. The guy from the other team fell on me and when he did, there was a loud pop in my neck.”
“Oh man!! Are you hurt? Need to go to the doctor?”
Todd matter of factly said, “These guys think I do.”
“What guys?”
“The paramedics.” Continue reading Dad, Does Insurance Cover an Ambulance
I know it’s unrealistic, politically incorrect, and uncool, but I loathe cell phones. Lucky people live where there’s no cell service!
Maybe it’d be OK if it was JUST a phone, but it’s a camera, recorder, computer and alarm clock. There’s more technology in a smart phone than all the systems added together used to send the first man to the moon! And whoever heard of microchips? Chips are supposed to be made by Lays, not drain the living life out you!
Plus, Europe says it causes cancer! And then you pay a ton of money for unlimited talk, text and gigabytes of data. Nobody should be bit by a giga!
Maybe it’s just me? Maybe if I grew up not knowing anything but internet and cell service, I would fully appreciate cell phones?
Nope!
In my old-fashioned, decrepit way of thinking, cell phones are like Congress: you get a lot of talk, end up paying a lot and get virtually no return on investment! (Virtually…see how I snuck in tech word there? No wait, it’s virtual. Nevermind.) Continue reading #Bring Back Rotary Phones
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